A Senator's Thoughts

Gary Abernathy over at Get Elephant Wars has a real gut-buster today on what might be going through the mind of Sheets--er, Senator Byrd--as he contemplates the possibility that Congresswoman Shelley Moore Capito might challenge him next year. Several weeks ago, Gary wrote about what Shelley might be thinking, so now we have the flip side on what salient thoughts might be bubbling in the vast cauldron of the mind of our octogenarian senior senator when he isn't counting all the ways he despises President Bush.